All commentary will be red text inside of a light gray box... kinda like this one.

I shouldn't have to say this, but... Beware of spoilers for all of the Season 8 scripts!


Not a whole lot of commentary for this episode. It's pretty much just one of the less important episodes that air really early in the season that are more stand-alone and goofy. Have some fun before the big arcs start.

It has it's metaphors and stuff, which is something that's important to keep track of. When you try writing for this show and you don't have a meaning for the story, it just won't turn out well. My tip for anyone trying to write a Buffy story.
TEASER FADE IN: INT. HOTEL GYM - NIGHT It's pretty late. The gym is empty, save for one WOMAN (early 20's) who is on the treadmill. She watches herself in the mirror on the wall in front of her and wears headphones as she runs. Unseen to her, a VAMPIRE (in vamp face) walks into the room through the door behind her. Since she's looking in the mirror, she does not see him. The vampire smiles and slowly creeps closer. The woman on the treadmill hits the button to stop the machine. She senses something in the room with her. She takes the headphones off and scans the room in the mirror. Not seeing anything, she turns around. Suddenly she's face to face with the vampire. She screams and tries to run out of the room, but he blocks her path. VAMPIRE C'mon, sweetheart. I promise it won't hurt for long. WOMAN What are you? VAMPIRE You really should know that, don't you think? She doesn't know what else to say. She tries to hit him, but he blocks her. He grabs her arm and throws her across the room, into the mirror. It SHATTERS and covers her in glass as she falls to the ground. The vampire walks to her and sits on top of her. He shows his fangs. VAMPIRE (CONT'D) I always wanted me a Slayer. WOMAN (clueless) What? He pins her arms by her side. As he bends down to bite her, she finally reacts to him. She uses all of her strength to flip him over her head and she ends up on top of him. He grins at her.
2. VAMPIRE Nice. She punches him in the face, not knowing where this fighter's instinct is coming from, but not questioning it. She reaches for a nearby dumbbell and hits him over the head with it several times. He goes limp. She checks for a pulse, but finds none. With the fight finally behind her, the woman gets up and tries to catch her breath. She races to the phone on the wall and hits a button. WOMAN This is Angie Newman in the fourth floor gym. I need help. I've been attacked. (beat) He's... He's dead. Behind her, the vampire gets back to his feet. She has no clue. He walks up behind her and grabs her, putting a hand over her mouth and using it to snap her neck. The phone drops. ANGLE ON THE PHONE It's dangling. All we can see of the woman or the vampire are their feet. All we can hear is a SLURPING SOUND. BUFFY (prelap) It's nice. Relaxing. EXT. BEAR RIVER MAIN STREET - NIGHT BUFFY and DAWN are walking down the street. There aren't many people, but then again, there probably never is. DAWN What? BUFFY This. Being here. Even last week when we fought those mini-demon things, I got out of it without actually killing anything. DAWN But we had to burn them. BUFFY Technically, you, Willow, and Xander did the demon killing. (MORE)
3. BUFFY (CONT'D) I only did the being attacked and struggling for my life. I don't even think I killed any when I was swatting at them. DAWN Okay. Fine. But you do realize that at some point, you will have to slay again, right? BUFFY I guess. Buffy thinks about her answer as they keep walking. BUFFY (CONT'D) Then again, I could always leave it to another Slayer. Maybe I won't have to kill anything ever again. It could happen. As Buffy and Dawn move out of the shot, we see something behind them. It's hidden by shadows, but it looks almost like a bear. FADE TO BLACK: END OF TEASER
4. ACT ONE INT. BUFFY'S HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - DAY XANDER is up on a ladder, working on ceiling repairs. He's still got red spots all over him from the mini-demon attacks. WILLOW walks in from the kitchen with a plate of fruit and sits on the couch. WILLOW How's it goin'? XANDER All things considered? Fine. WILLOW What's that mean? XANDER It means that this was a lot easier when I had two good eyes. WILLOW We're working on it. Maybe you'll have two good eyes again soon. XANDER Thanks, but I think it's time we just admit it. He comes down the ladder and sits next to her. XANDER (CONT'D) We've been working hard all summer on this healing spell of yours and it hasn't gotten us anywhere. WILLOW You're not giving up, are you? XANDER Is it still considered giving up when what you're trying to do is impossible? WILLOW Well when you think like that, it's no wonder the spell isn't working. You have to believe in it. XANDER I've been believing in it for months. (beat) Y'know, I'm happy we stopped the First's plans and all, but part of me feels like I lost. Sometimes I can't help but wish...
5. He stops himself before he finishes that thought. He doesn't want to upset Willow. WILLOW You wish what? XANDER It's nothing. Mind if I take one of your strawberries? Without her responding, he grabs one from her plate and eats it. Willow's worried about him, but before she can say anything, Buffy and Dawn come down the stairs. They're in the middle of a conversation of their own. BUFFY He said he'd send some, but with all the red tape that he's been dealing with, it's not easy. DAWN So what are we supposed to do? XANDER What's wrong? BUFFY I just spoke to Giles. Looks like it might be a while before he can send us any money. WILLOW But I thought he said it wouldn't take long. BUFFY That's what he thought. With the Watcher's Council pretty much gone, he's the only one left to handle their accounts. On the one hand, we finally get paid for what we do. On the other hand, it would seem that Quentin Travers was into the lifestyle of the rich and snobby. WILLOW So what do we do now? BUFFY Giles thinks he'll have things cleared up soon. Until then, we'll have to make due with what we have. XANDER A bag of Cheetos and spatula? Buffy just shrugs.
6. DAWN I could get a job. BUFFY Or you could go to school. That works too. DAWN I mean after school. Someone must need some help. BUFFY Dawn, no. You need to focus on school. XANDER I've made a few calls, but nobody seems to want a one-eyed construction worker. Something about operating heavy machinery and killing people or something like that. Willow looks at Xander and can see that he's still hurting. WILLOW You'll find something soon. BUFFY I guess I could see if they need a counselor at Dawn's school. It'll be just like old times. DAWN Fun. Willow looks at her watch. WILLOW Speaking of school. Aren't you a little late, Dawn? Dawn looks at the clock and jumps up. DAWN Oh no. She grabs her bag off the floor and runs out of the house. Buffy, Willow and Xander remain sitting. There's a moment of silence. Nobody has anywhere to go. BUFFY Remember when we were still in school? Didn't things seem so much easier back then? WILLOW Hellmouth. Annual apocalypse. Demon attacks.
7. XANDER Snyder. BUFFY Okay, so maybe "easier" wasn't the right word. It was just... WILLOW Way less boring. BUFFY Exactly. XANDER Anyone up for Scrabble? EXT. ALFRED P. VANCE HIGH SCHOOL - DAY STUDENTS are walking all around the school. Dawn makes her way to the front walkway and stops. She takes in the sight. It's a smaller school than she's used to. Older. Other than that, it looks like a typical high school. She takes a deep breath. DAWN Another new school. Great. She begins to walk toward the door. As she gets closer to it, she hears LOUD LAUGHING. She slows down her pace, but continues to walk as she looks over to one side of the lawn. DAWN'S POV THREE GIRLS (well dressed in a non-Californian way) are laughing at a TOUGH LOOKING GIRL (darker clothes, less stylish, but pretty). One of the girls throws a twinkie at the tough girl. Tough girl stands up, looking as though she is about to kick the twinkie girl's ass, but then just walks away. Dawn is curious, but shrugs it off. She continues into the school. INT. ALFRED P. VANCE HIGH SCHOOL - OFFICE - DAY Dawn walks into the office. Behind the counter, PRINCIPAL SHAW (female, mid-40's) is using the receptionist's computer. The receptionist is nowhere to be seen. DAWN Excuse me? Principal Shaw looks up. PRINCIPAL SHAW Yes?
8. DAWN I was told to come here. I'm new. Principal Shaw stands up and smiles. PRINCIPAL SHAW Oh. Right. You're Dawn Summers. DAWN That's me. PRINCIPAL SHAW Welcome to Bear River. How are you liking it so far? DAWN It's... Very different than what I'm used to. PRINCIPAL SHAW I can imagine. It's a quiet town though. I think you'll like it here. (beat) I'm Principal Shaw, by the way. In case you were wondering. Dawn straightens up when she realizes that this is the principal. DAWN Oh. PRINCIPAL SHAW Don't worry. I'm not one of those mean principals who takes pleasure in yelling at people. I'm just the only teacher who didn't have a good excuse when the job came up. DAWN What happened to the last principal? PRINCIPAL SHAW Eaten. DAWN (blankly) What? PRINCIPAL SHAW He was hunting in the woods. There was a bear. He made a couple mistakes and... Well, I won't go into details. DAWN Are you supposed to be telling me this?
9. PRINCIPAL SHAW I wouldn't tell you if I didn't think you'd hear about it from a less tactful source eventually. DAWN Thank you for that? PRINCIPAL SHAW That's one thing you should learn if you want to live around here. How to handle the wild animals. We teach a class on Tuesday afternoons after school if you're interested. DAWN Yeah. Maybe. PRINCIPAL SHAW Anyway, let's get on with this tour. Prinicpal Shaw leads the way out of the office with Dawn following her. As they walk out, they pass RYAN CRANE (17 years old, jock type). He watches Dawn as she passes without seeing him. INT. BUFFY'S HOUSE - DINING ROOM - DAY Willow is sitting at the dining room table. Her laptop is open in front of her and she's staring at the screen. Xander walks in. XANDER Doin' some big internet searching? Willow looks at him with a frown. WILLOW Nope. Playing Pong. Internet connection still isn't up. XANDER Say what you will about Sunnydale, but between evil mayors and secret government agencies, the place was wired. WILLOW Sometimes when I'm asleep, I still dream of walking down Main Street, grabbing a mocha from the Espresso Pump and heading into the magic shop. XANDER Homesick?
10. WILLOW A little. Who would have thought I'd actually miss that place.
Willow mentions being homesick. This ties in with the spell at the end of "Scratch", which eventually leads to something bigger that we see at the end of the year.
XANDER It's where we grew up. This is the first time we've ever lived someplace new. On the bright side, at least we don't have to chart new territory by ourselves. We have a whole support group between the four of us. WILLOW Remember how the movie theater was gonna have a horror movie marathon in June? They advertised it since Thanksgiving and I was like "Hey, I should be done with the end of the world by then" and so I thought I might go. But then the theater got sucked into the ground. XANDER So you have to imagine the seats weren't very comfortable. She smiles at his attempt to make her smile. Then she closes her laptop. WILLOW How are you doing? XANDER I managed to pull the car out of the driveway without bumping into anything so I'm calling it a good day. WILLOW Wanna go work on the eye healing? XANDER Nah. I think it's time to give up that dream. WILLOW C'mon. You said there was some change. XANDER Yeah. Now instead of no eye, I have one of the California Raisins living in my socket. Willow scrunches her nose at the thought. WILLOW But see? It's working. It's just taking some time.
11. Xander doesn't respond. WILLOW (CONT'D) Just try it a little while longer? For me? She makes a cute puppy-dog face. He crumbles. XANDER Fine. EXT. WOODS - DAY Buffy is walking through the woods. Not on any mission, but just out for a hike. She's taking in the scenery and the fresh air. She stops for a moment, and leans against a tree. She takes off her shoe and searches for a pebble in it. BUFFY I can face all the demons they throw at me, but one little pebble stops me in my tracks. She finally gets rid of the pebble and puts her shoe back on. She starts walking again, but soon stops. Something isn't right. She looks back, but sees nothing behind her. She takes a few more steps, while still looking back. When she turns around, she sees it standing in front of her. It looks like a LARGE BEAR, but it's face is very demonic. Buffy's eyes widen as she gets ready for a fight. The bear takes a swipe at her, but she avoids it. She kicks it in the gut, but the bear demon isn't phased. Her eyes widen. INT. ALFRED P. VANCE HIGH SCHOOL - CLASSROOM - DAY Dawn is now sitting in class, doodling in a notebook. OTHER STUDENTS go about their usual lives, chatting and playing around before the teacher gets there. Ryan is sitting a few desks behind her, watching her. He takes a couple of deep breaths and finally gets up. He starts to walk toward her. Just as he's about to reach her, SHELLY FOWLER (pretty, popular type) sits in the desk right in front of Dawn. She turns around with a smile. Ryan deflates and sits back down.
12. SHELLY Hi. Dawn looks up. She's not impressed by the popular girl coming to talk to her. DAWN Hi. SHELLY You're new. DAWN Thanks, I already knew that. Shelly laughs. SHELLY Right. I guess that makes sense. Anyway, I'm Shelly. What's your name? DAWN Dawn. SHELLY Welcome to our school, Dawn. DAWN Thanks. SHELLY It must be so weird for you. I mean, we've all been going to school together since we could talk, and you're new. Don't worry though, most people are pretty nice. DAWN Thank. I'll remember that. SHELLY So where are you from? (then) No. Wait. Let me guess. Shelly looks at Dawn. SHELLY (CONT'D) California? Dawn looks down at her clothes and then back to Shelly, wondering what gave it away. DAWN How did you...?
13. SHELLY (smiles) My neighbor is the lady that rented you your house. DAWN Oh. SHELLY I've always wanted to move to California. A nerdier girl, EMILY, walks into the classroom. She sits in the seat next to Shelly. Shelly looks over at her, and then back to Dawn. SHELLY (CONT'D) That's Emily. She's really smart. She's actually two years younger than us. She skipped. (to Emily) Emily, this is Dawn. She's new. Emily looks back at Dawn. She's not impressed by Dawn's nice clothes or fancy makeup. EMILY Hi. Emily turns back toward the front of the class. SHELLY (to Dawn) Don't mind her. She's always off in her own world. I guess she has a lot to think about. DAWN I know the type. EXT. WOODS - DAY Buffy is still up against the bear demon. She has a large branch in her hands that she's using as a weapon. She swings the branch at the bear, but it jumps over it. BUFFY Oh. She tries to swing again, but the bear grabs the branch and swings Buffy right into a tree. She falls to the ground. When she looks up, the bear is coming toward her.
14. INT. BUFFY'S HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - DAY Willow and Xander have cleared a spot on the floor and are now sitting across from each other. Their eyes are closed (though all we can see is his one eye, since the other is covered with the patch). They're focusing. WILLOW (V.O.) Focus on the sound of my thoughts. Clear your mind of all your problems and picture a river running through your body. EXT. WOODS - DAY Buffy flies through the air, landing in a river. She gets up and looks back. The bear is coming after her. INT. BUFFY'S HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - DAY WILLOW (V.O.) The river is your energy. It's powerful. But there's something blocking it's flow. A dam that is preventing you from achieving your goal. Try to break through the dam. Let the energy flow into your eye and fill the void with it's power once again. Xander is focusing. EXT. WOODS - DAY Buffy and the bear are in the water, still fighting. She kicks the bear, sending it stumbling backward. It stumbles right into a small dam that's been made out of rocks and branches. Probably something done by local kids. The bear demon crashes through the dam, but gets back up quickly. It starts toward Buffy again. INT. BUFFY'S HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - DAY WILLOW (V.O.) Can you feel the energy flowing? XANDER Yes. WILLOW (V.O.) Now let the energy heal you. Let it repair your eye. Xander focuses as hard as he can. His breathing is heavy.
15. And then his concentration is broken. He opens his eyes and scratches one of his demon bites. It's itching pretty bad. Willow opens her eyes. WILLOW (CONT'D) What happened? XANDER It's not working. Just forget about it. WILLOW Xander, c'mon. You said you could feel the energy. XANDER Yeah. Then again, it could have been the doggy bag I was picking at this morning. EXT. WOODS - DAY The bear demon swings at Buffy and catches her in the arm. She is sent flying backwards, out of the water, and onto the ground. Her arm is bleeding where the bear's claws got her. She looks up at the bear as it starts to come closer. A sudden grogginess comes over her. Finally, she shakes it off. She manages to get up and run. INT. BUFFY'S HOUSE - BATHROOM - DAY Xander walks into the bathroom and closes the door behind him. He goes to the sink and turns on the water. CLOSE ON THE SINK The water runs. We can see Xander put his patch down on the side of the sink, and cup his hands under the faucet. He splashes some water on his face and then puts his hands on the side of the sink. We can tell he's looking at his reflection in the mirror and from the tensing of his hands, he doesn't seem to like it. Then something changes. We can hear him GROAN IN PAIN. He weakens and has to hold himself up with his hands. His in a great deal of pain. PAN UP SLOWLY. As he groans and moans. Finally he stops. The pain has ended. He's still breathing heavily. His head is down as we see his reflection in the mirror. Finally, he looks up and sees himself. His jaw drops as he sees his reflection.
16. And his new eye. FADE TO BLACK: END OF ACT ONE
17. ACT TWO FADE IN: INT. BUFFY'S HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - DAY Willow is putting the furniture back in place. Buffy walks though the front door, holding onto her wounded arm. Willow sees her and goes to her. WILLOW Buffy, are you okay? BUFFY I got attacked. WILLOW By what? BUFFY It looked like an "if they mated" featuring a bear and some kind of pully-skinned demon. (beat) Or maybe that creepy cat-lady who's had way too much plastic surgery. Either way, it got me. WILLOW Is it serious? BUFFY I've had worse. WILLOW Considering you've been dead twice, that's not comforting. BUFFY I'll be fine. I just need to clean up. Where's Xander? WILLOW Bathroom. We had another healing session. BUFFY Any luck? Willow shakes her head. WILLOW I think he's starting to lose hope. BUFFY Can you blame him?
18. WILLOW I just wish there was something more I could do. BUFFY You're not a doctor, Will. Don't put it all on yourself. Xander comes down the stairs. He sees Buffy's arm. XANDER Ouch. You okay? BUFFY I'll be... Buffy and Willow both look at Xander at the same time. They notice that he's not wearing a patch and he has an eye. They're shocked. WILLOW Xander, your eye. XANDER Yeah, I noticed that too. Weird, huh? Both girls smile and hug him. He can hardly breath. XANDER (CONT'D) Whoa. If I'd know that growing a new eye would get me some lovin', I'd have done it sooner. They keep hugging. XANDER (CONT'D) Okay. Can't breath. Buffy? BUFFY Hmm? XANDER I think you're bleeding on me. The girls back off. BUFFY Sorry. WILLOW But I thought it didn't work. XANDER Me too. (MORE)
19. XANDER (CONT'D) Then something happened and all the sudden I can judge distance again. Which actually led to some whacky fun upstairs, but I'm getting used to it. (beat) And a little sea sick, but I'll deal. WILLOW This is so great. Congratulations. XANDER I could say the same to you, magic gal. You pulled it off. WILLOW We pulled it off. There's a moment of silent smiles. Finally Buffy starts toward the stairs. BUFFY I think I should probably get a bandage. I'm starting to get a little dizzy. XANDER 'Kay. But hurry. After that, what do you say we pick up Dawn from school and go to the ice cream shop. On me. BUFFY If it's on you, I say okay. (beat) Or we could head to the mall and go on a shopping spree, also on you. That'd work too. XANDER Or not. BUFFY A girl's gotta try. I'll be back. Buffy heads upstairs. When she's gone, Xander pulls his eye patch out of his pocket. XANDER Meanwhile, I say we have us a celebratory burning of the patch. Willow smiles.
20. EXT. BEAR RIVER MAIN STREET - DAY Dawn and Shelly are walking down the street, still carrying their backpacks. DAWN So what do you do for fun around here? SHELLY We have lots of fun. There's always a festival of some sort going on. Last year, I was queen of the row boat during the fourth of July festival. DAWN Row boat? I don't think that's really "me". SHELLY Okay. Well, we always have the movie store, school dances, parties. Don't worry. Once you get used to this place, it's really not so bad. DAWN I guess it'll just take time. (then) Where's the Chinese restaurant? I've seen the Bait-N-Breakfast and the pizza place, but I haven't seen the Chinese place. SHELLY Oh. We don't actually have one of those. Dawn almost drops her bag. DAWN No Chinese food. How? SHELLY I guess we just never got one. DAWN Well someone is seriously missing a huge money making opportunity there. SHELLY Maybe. Then again, even the most successful restaurant in town isn't gonna make anyone rich.
21. DAWN True. (beat) So what's the deal with the last principal? SHELLY Oh, the one that was...? Shelly doesn't want to bring up any bad mental images. DAWN Yeah. SHELLY Rumor has it, it was Big Jack. DAWN Big Jack? SHELLY Yeah. Kinda like an urban legend around here. This big bear that lives in the woods and kills anyone who invades it's territory. DAWN Has anyone ever tried to track it down? SHELLY Nah. It's just a way for people to explain all the deaths that happen in the woods. But they're the woods, so it's probably just natural for people to die out there. (beat) Anyway, it's how the town got it's name. Bear River. There's a river too. DAWN Yeah, I knew that. They are just passing by the video store when Dawn stops. She's looking at the store's window. There's a "Help Wanted" sign in it. DAWN (CONT'D) Hold on a sec. Shelly stops. SHELLY What?
22. DAWN They're hiring. Dawn goes inside the store. Shelly follows. INT. VIDEO STORE - CONTINUOUS - DAY Dawn walks through the video store, looking around. DAWN It's no Blockbuster, is it? SHELLY Mm-mm. Dawn finally reaches the counter. There's a young woman, KIRSTY (early 20's, dark hair, glasses) sitting in a chair, reading a magazine behind the counter. DAWN Excuse me? Kirsty looks up. She sees Dawn's unfamiliar face. KIRSTY You're new. DAWN Yeah. That seems to be the conclusion everyone's come to. I saw the sign in the window. KIRSTY Sign? DAWN "Help Wanted". KIRSTY Oh. Yeah. What about it? DAWN Well, I was actually hoping to apply. Kirsty looks at Dawn for a second without responding. Dawn starts to get a little confused. KIRSTY You're serious? Dawn shakes her head. KIRSTY (CONT'D) Sorry, I didn't realize. RYAN (O.S.) You're hired.
23. From the back room, Ryan walks into the store. He's carrying a stack of movies. DAWN What? RYAN You're hired. DAWN Just like that? KIRSTY No. Kirsty looks back at Ryan. KIRSTY (CONT'D) There's a process, y'know. RYAN C'mon. We've had that sign in the window for months and we've had exactly one applicant. Counting Dawn. DAWN You know my name? Ryan doesn't know how to reply. RYAN I-- uh-- Yeah, I saw you in school. I sat behind you in class. SHELLY What? Ryan shoots Shelly a look. KIRSTY You were in their class? What, did you suddenly get sent back a grade? RYAN (mumbled to Kirsty) Shut up. DAWN I'm lost. So, about the job? RYAN You're hired. Kirsty shoots Ryan a look. He shoots one back. Finally, she gives in.
24. KIRSTY Fine. (to Dawn) You're hired. Ryan smiles and puts down the movies. He extends a hand to Dawn. RYAN I'm Ryan. This is my sister, Kirsty. DAWN I knew a Kirsty back home. She was... Dawn doesn't want to finish that sentence for fear of insulting Kirsty. DAWN (CONT'D) So, when do I start? INT. ICE CREAM SHOP - DAY Buffy, Xander and Willow are sitting at a table, eating ice cream. WILLOW Where do you think she went? BUFFY Don't know. WILLOW I hope she wasn't attacked or anything like that. XANDER I'm sure she's fine. We'll bring her some ice cream for later. BUFFY This is good ice cream. Her ice cream for later might become my ice cream for later if she's not home in time. WILLOW We should bring home extra, just incase. BUFFY Good plan. WILLOW (smiles) Wouldn't wanna deprive a Slayer of her post-kill munchies. It just wouldn't be right.
25. Buffy puts a scoop of ice cream in her mouth just before talking. BUFFY Actually, it was a no-go on the killing. WILLOW What? BUFFY Yeah. Big fight, I got scratched, we both got thrown around, and I took off. WILLOW So there's still a demon out there? BUFFY I guess. Don't worry about it. It's no biggie. XANDER The thing draws blood from the Slayer, I'd say that's a biggie biggie. BUFFY Actually, I'm not the Slayer. I'm just a Slayer. There's a bunch more now. XANDER Okay. But my wiggins still stands. BUFFY Calm down. It's not a big deal. What's one little demon? Besides, it's probably been out there forever and the town still seems to be functioning. Willow and Xander share a concerned look. WILLOW Buffy, are you okay? BUFFY I'm fine. More than fine, actually. What else does a girl need besides some good food and the company of her best friends in the world? XANDER Prescription medication?
26. WILLOW (to Xander) Maybe we should get her home and figure out what's going on. Xander nods. He stands up. As he does, he gets a little dizzy. XANDER'S POV Everything get's a little blurred for a moment, but soon clears up. For a split second, we can see a BLUE CLOUD around Buffy's head. As his vision clears, the cloud goes away. XANDER Whoa. He rubs his eyes. WILLOW Are you okay? XANDER Yeah. Head rush. Let's go. They grab Buffy by the arms and walk her out of the shop. As they walk out, Buffy tries to turn around. BUFFY Hey, we forgot the ice cream. INT. BUFFY'S HOUSE - NIGHT Buffy is sitting on the couch, watching Willow and Xander pace back and forth in front of her. BUFFY You guys are really blowing this whole thing out of proportion. I'm fine. XANDER That's why you're suddenly pro-demon? BUFFY I'm not pro-demon. I just don't see what the big deal is with one little demon out in the woods. WILLOW A demon in the woods that attacks people and kills them. BUFFY See, now you're just jumping to conclusions. Do we really know that it kills people?
27. XANDER I don't think he was trying to thumb wrestle you, Buff. BUFFY It was probably my fault anyway. I was the one who invaded his personal space. If anything, I think I should go apologize. (beat) You think bear demons like ice cream? WILLOW A spell. BUFFY You want me to bring the bear demon a spell? WILLOW (to Xander) It has to be a spell. It's the only explanation. XANDER You think you can break it? WILLOW I'd have to know what it was first. XANDER Is there some kind of general spell undo-er? WILLOW Yes. But those things can be tricky. If it got out of hand, who knows what we might undo? For all we know, Buffy would be uncalled as a Slayer, Dawn would cease to exist and your eye would go poof. XANDER Okay, so we find a new plan. BUFFY Maybe I could bake him a cake. I hear chocolate's bad for animals though. Dawn walks through the front door. Right away, she can sense badness with Willow and Xander. DAWN What's going on?
28. XANDER Buffy got into a fight with some bear demon and now she's acting all passive toward it. We think it's a spell. DAWN Big Jack. WILLOW What-now? DAWN The bear. A friend was telling me about it today. It's like a legend around here. This big bear that lives in the woods and kills anyone who invades it's space. BUFFY You made a friend? Good for you. XANDER But why would that make Buffy act all weird? BUFFY I'm not acting weird. (to Dawn) I'm not acting weird. DAWN So what are we gonna... Dawn stops. She's looking at Xander and sees something different, but can't quite place what it is. DAWN (CONT'D) Is there something new about you? XANDER Kinda. She finally realizes it. A smile forms on her face. DAWN Your eye! She runs to him and gives him a big hug. DAWN (CONT'D) Oh my God, this is so great. How'd it happen? XANDER Willow.
29. DAWN This is so great. We have to celebrate. WILLOW Um, guys? Slayer issues, remember? DAWN Sorry. So, what happened? XANDER Fight in the woods. Ice cream. Suddenly she's all warm and fuzzy toward demons. DAWN So could it have been the ice cream, maybe? I mean, if there's an evil exterminator in town, maybe there's an evil ice cream maker. WILLOW I don't feel any different, but I guess it's worth checking out. XANDER I'll go. DAWN Me too. WILLOW I guess I'll stay here and try to place the spell. Xander and Dawn leave. Willow looks down at Buffy who is looking back at her, innocently. BUFFY Wanna play Jenga? INT. ICE CREAM SHOP - NIGHT Xander and Dawn walk into the shop and look around. XANDER I'll check out the shop. You go to the counter and see if anything looks weird. DAWN 'Kay. XANDER Oh...
30. He hands her some money. XANDER (CONT'D) Here. The butter pecan looks a little shifty. Might want to get some. Y'know, for the sake of the investigation. Dawn gets his meaning. DAWN Check. Suspicious butter pecan. I'm on it. Dawn heads off for the counter. We stay on Xander as he checks out the rest of the shop. He goes to the table where he, Buffy and Willow were sitting at earlier, and looks around. Nearby, an ATTRACTIVE YOUNG LADY is sitting alone, eating ice cream. She catches Xander's eye. He smiles at her in a flirty way. XANDER Hi. (beat) Just looking for a quarter I dropped before. It's my lucky quarter. She smiles at him. He looks around a little more, then turns back to her. XANDER (CONT'D) I don't suppose you've seen anything weird? Y'know, like a quarter. Or maybe a funny looking red man with horns and a pitchfork? She shakes her head, playing coy. He smiles. Then something comes over him. He puts a hand on his temple. XANDER'S POV His vision blurs. When it clears up, he can see the woman sitting, enjoying her ice cream. He can also see right through her clothes! Luckily, she's wearing underwear because this is a network tv show. Xander jumps and slaps a hand over his new eye. XANDER (CONT'D) Nygh! Of all the luck, Xander's x-ray vision prevents his hand from actually doing any good. He can see right through it.
31. He yelps again and tries putting his other hand over the hand covering his eye. It still doesn't work. Dawn looks back from the counter. She starts to walk over with a bag of ice cream in her hand. Xander is very sure not to look in her direction. Finally, she gets close enough to whisper. DAWN (whispered) Xander, what are you doing? Are you okay? Xander turns his head to keep his eyes away from Dawn. When he does, he finds himself looking back at the attractive young woman. He can still see through her clothes. He lingers on that sight for the slightest of moments before realizing that this just isn't right. XANDER I have to go. He runs out of the shop. Dawn looks around to see if people are staring. EXT. BEAR RIVER MAIN STREET - NIGHT Xander runs into the street. Moments later, Dawn follows. DAWN What's going on? Xander looks up. He looks around (still not at Dawn) and finds that his vision is normal again. XANDER It's gone. DAWN What? XANDER Back there, I could see through that woman's clothes. DAWN You what? XANDER Not on purpose. DAWN X-ray vision? Are you serious?
32. Xander's head hurts again. He rubs his temple. When he looks up, he looks around the street. As he does, his jaw drops. XANDER Uh-oh. DAWN What? Xander doesn't respond. He just looks around. XANDER'S POV PEOPLE walk up and down the street. Some of them look quite normal. But a bunch of them (mostly men, but a few women) have a BLUE CLOUD around their heads. XANDER I think we have a problem. FADE TO BLACK: END OF ACT TWO
33. ACT THREE FADE IN: EXT. BEAR RIVER MAIN STREET - NIGHT Only a few moments have passed. Xander is still looking around the town. DAWN What's going on? Xander, talk to me. XANDER There's... Something isn't right with this place. The people. DAWN And that means? XANDER I can see something around some of them. A cloud. He closes his eyes and shakes his head a little. When he opens his eyes, his vision is normal again. XANDER (CONT'D) It's gone. (beat) But I saw the same thing around Buffy earlier. I just thought it was a head rush or something. DAWN So what is it? XANDER That's what we have to find out. They're about to take off when they run into Shelly. Shelly smiles. SHELLY Dawn. Hi. Dawn really doesn't feel chatty, but she can't just run off. DAWN Hey, Shelly. Shelly looks to Xander and then back to Dawn. Dawn doesn't get the meaning for a moment, but then finally gets it. DAWN (CONT'D) Oh. Right. Shelly, this is Xander. Xander, Shelly. I met her at school today.
34. Xander wants to rush off too, but doesn't. XANDER Hi. Nice to meet you. (to Dawn) We really should-- DAWN Right. (holds up bag) Ice cream. Don't want it to melt. SHELLY So is this your brother? DAWN Him? No. Xander's a friend. Roommate, actually. SHELLY Roommate? You don't live with your family? DAWN My sister. It's a long story. I'll tell you tomorrow. Xander looks back up at the crowd to see if he can make out the cloud, but it's still not there. Shelly notices him looking around. SHELLY Is something wrong? XANDER Hmm? Oh, no. I'm just not used to this much plaid. SHELLY Yeah. It's a big hunting town, what can I say? Hunters love their plaid. Shelly points out one of the men. SHELLY (CONT'D) See him? That's Ray Neilson. He won the deer hunting competition for last year. He'd have had even more if he wasn't put out of commission in the attack. DAWN Attack?
35. SHELLY Yeah. Something came at him in the woods when he was out one day. Nearly took a leg by the time it was done with him. DAWN How'd he get away? SHELLY Managed to fire a shot into the thing's face. He said he wasn't even sure it killed him, the thing was so strong. Nobody ever found the carcass. Anyway, the whole thing really changed his life. He said he may never go hunting again. DAWN (to Xander) Big Jack. SHELLY (laughs) That's what they say. (to Xander) Then again, that's what they say about most of the attacks around here. Every time someone's bitten, mauled, mutilated, or has their corpse stolen from the funeral home, people blame Big Jack. As if there weren't any other animals in the world. Xander and Dawn share a look and then smile nervously at Shelly. XANDER Animals. Right. What kind of person would believe in demons anyway? SHELLY Demons? XANDER Not demons. I mean legends. Creatures from legends. Elves. Fairies. Christina Aguilera. All those things that nobody really believes in. DAWN You'll have to excuse my friend here. He gets a little loopy when he's low on sugar. We should really get going.
36. SHELLY Okay. Well, I'll see you in school tomorrow. DAWN Right. See ya. SHELLY (to Xander) Nice meeting you. Xander smiles and then he and Dawn turn and walk away. DAWN (mumbled to Xander) Spill the beans much? INT. BUFFY'S HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - NIGHT Buffy is sitting on the couch, playing Jenga. Willow is pacing, with the phone up to her ear.
Another phone call to Giles. Where is Anthony Stewart Head when you need him?
WILLOW (into phone) It's me. We have a little issue here that I could use some help figuring out. Let me know as soon as you get in. Safe trip. Bye. Willow hangs up the phone. She looks at Buffy. WILLOW (CONT'D) This was a lot easier when we had a library of books to look through. Xander and Dawn walk into the house. Dawn heads into the kitchen to put the ice cream away. Xander sits next to Buffy. WILLOW (CONT'D) Find anything out? XANDER Do you mean about Buffy's situation, or about my freakish new super eye with the amazing powers of x-ray vision and cloud-o-vision? WILLOW Huh? XANDER Yeah. Turns out my eye was fixed a little too well or something. It's going crazy on me.
37. BUFFY (still in Jenga world) Wow. That's weird. He scratches at one of his demon bites again. XANDER Yeah. As if I didn't have enough suffering with these bug bites from Hell. WILLOW Okay, so what's cloud-o-vision? Dawn walks back into the room. DAWN He can see clouds around people who've been in contact with Big Jack. WILLOW Can you see the clouds now? XANDER No. It comes and goes. DAWN But he saw one around Buffy before, and then again with a few people in town. WILLOW And they survived? DAWN Seems that way. Willow thinks. WILLOW Okay, so these people are attacked by the bear-demon-- DAWN Big Jack. WILLOW Whatever. So these people are attacked, and they have this cloud around them? DAWN That and they're suddenly all passive and stuff. I'm thinking it's some kind of poison that gets into their system. Like a drug.
38. WILLOW That would make sense. XANDER So will it wear off? WILLOW Maybe. DAWN But the people in town are still doped up. Buffy takes a piece from the bottom of the Jenga tower, and the thing falls apart. BUFFY Darn. (to the others) Were you guys saying something? WILLOW We're gonna make you better soon, Buffy. BUFFY I feel fine. Is it really so bad that I don't wanna go around killing things all the time? DAWN For you? Yeah. XANDER So where do we start? WILLOW Killing the demon is usually the way to go. XANDER So we kill this demon that Buffy couldn't even kill? WILLOW Maybe I can use a spell to put him to sleep or something. DAWN And then what? Do we boil the body and make Buffy drink it or something? XANDER Eew. DAWN Well.
39. WILLOW We'll figure out how to fix this once we have the demon. Let's go. Willow, Xander and Dawn start for the door. At the last second, Xander stops and turns around. XANDER Wait. I think we're forgetting something. WILLOW Buffy? XANDER Buffy. Dawn goes and grabs Buffy's arm. She pulls Buffy along with them as they walk out of the house. BUFFY You guys, I'm really okay to stay here alone. I'm an adult, you know. I have the photo ID to prove it. EXT. WOODS - NIGHT The gang walks through the woods, searching for Big Jack. DAWN So how are we supposed to find this thing anyway? WILLOW If Buffy would just tell us where she was, we'd know where to look. Willow gives Buffy a "hint hint" look. BUFFY Don't look at me. I'm not in on this whole hunting thing. The poor guy just wants to live in peace. DAWN And make others live in pieces. Dawn smiles at her own joke, but nobody else does. Her smile turns into a defensive pout. WILLOW C'mon. If you tell us where the demon is, I'll play Jenga later. Buffy mimes a key-turning action over her mouth. Willow sighs.
40. WILLOW (CONT'D) Okay, so I guess we'll just have to wander around until we find it. XANDER Hey, I have an idea. Dawn and Willow look at him. XANDER (CONT'D) Neither of you would happen to have a picnic basket handy? The girls roll their eyes. Buffy laughs. Dawn looks at Buffy. DAWN You think that was better than my "pieces" joke? Buffy shrugs. At the same time, Xander's vision blurs again. He stops walking and rubs his eye. The others stop. BUFFY Are you okay? XANDER Yeah, my eye's just going wonky again. DAWN X-ray? Xander looks around, being sure not to look at any of the girls. XANDER Don't think so. WILLOW It's not heat vision, is it? XANDER I'm not Clark Kent, Will. Xander looks at Buffy. He focuses on her. After a second, she gets a little self conscious and rubs her face. BUFFY What? Do I have something on my face? XANDER The cloud. DAWN You see the cloud again? XANDER Yeah.
41. Xander looks around the rest of the woods. WILLOW So do you see the cloud anywhere else? XANDER Hold on a sec. BUFFY How do we know he's not just seeing things? XANDER There. Xander is pointing into the distance. WILLOW You see it? XANDER I'm not just pointing for the thrill of it. Let's go. They start to walk off. Buffy finds a rock and sits down. BUFFY I'll just wait here. You guys go ahead without me. Dawn walks back and grabs Buffy again. The group walks to the same area of the woods that Buffy was in earlier. XANDER The place is lit up like a cheap Las Vegas night club. WILLOW I don't see any bear. DAWN Could he have moved on? Xander blinks a few times. XANDER Eye's back to normal. Dawn takes a few steps and looks around the area. She turns back to the others. DAWN So what do we do now?
42. Before anyone can answer, there's a RUSTLING in the trees behind Dawn. She closes her eyes, realizing what's happening. Big Jack creeps up behind her. He stands on his hind legs and shows his teeth. DAWN (CONT'D) He's right behind me, isn't he? Big Jack raises a claw and moves to swipe at Dawn. Willow quickly raises a hand. WILLOW (latin) Contego. (translation) Shield. The claw is stopped just short of Dawn's head. WILLOW (CONT'D) Dawn, run! Dawn runs out of the way. She stops next to Buffy. BUFFY Dawn, are you okay? DAWN Yeah. BUFFY We should go. Big Jack ROARS. He starts toward Willow. Willow looks down to the ground and holds her palm up. She focuses as hard as she can. When Big Jack finally gets to her, he swipes at her. Again, the claw is stopped short of hurting her. Slowly, Willow looks up. Her face is filled with strength and determination. Big Jack FLIES BACK, and crashes to the ground. Angered, the demon bear grabs a branch off of the ground and throws it at Willow. It bounces off of her shield and lands on the ground near her. XANDER Just let us know when we can jump in. WILLOW Stay back.
43. BUFFY You guys, we should get out of here. Now. DAWN We don't run. XANDER Sometimes we run. DAWN We're not running this time. Willow and Big Jack are staring each other down. Big Jack charges at her. She moves out of the way. He slowly walks closer to her again. She backs away with each step he takes. XANDER Willow, watch it! Willow doesn't have time to react before she trips over the branch on the ground. Her focus is lost. As she falls, Big Jack swipes at her. He catches her in the arm and sends her flying through the air, into a tree. She lands on the ground with a thud. She's unconscious. BUFFY Willow! Buffy goes to Willow's side to see if she'll be okay. Big Jack starts to make his way toward Xander and Dawn. When he gets close to them, he ROARS again. Buffy looks back. Her eyes widen. Xander and Dawn look up at Big Jack. Xander swallows hard. XANDER Oh, bother. FADE TO BLACK: END OF ACT THREE
44. ACT FOUR FADE IN: EXT. WOODS - NIGHT Big Jack is standing over Xander and Dawn. The demon ROARS again. He raises a claw to swipe at them. Xander pushes Dawn out of the way just in time. She lands on the ground and looks up just in time to see Xander get knocked to the ground. Once on the ground, Big Jack stands over him, ready to rip him apart. BUFFY Xander, get out of there! Dawn gets to her feet. She tries to think of a plan, but when one doesn't come to her, she just charges at the demon. XANDER (to Dawn) No! Dawn lands a few punches, but Big Jack quickly gets annoyed. He turns and swats her away. She lands on the ground, a little dazed. Big Jack turns back to Xander and holds him down with one paw. Buffy goes to Dawn and helps her up. BUFFY Are you okay? DAWN I think so. BUFFY We have to get out of here. DAWN We have to help Xander and Willow. Buffy looks back. BUFFY I think they made him mad. DAWN What was your first clue? Xander is struggling to get away, but he can't. The weight of Big Jack on his chest is also making it hard for him to breath. Big Jack puts his nose to Xander's face and starts sniffing.
45. BUFFY What can we do? DAWN I was thinking we might kill the demon. BUFFY But... DAWN Look, I don't have time to chat. Help or don't. Either way, I'm going to help Xander. Dawn pushes past Buffy and grabs a rock off the ground. She holds it with both hands and hits Big Jack as hard as she can over the head. Big Jack HUFFS, and turns toward Dawn. She slowly begins to back away. DAWN (CONT'D) That's right, big guy. Come this way. Big Jack moves away from Xander, toward Dawn. Buffy watches with concern. BUFFY Dawn, don't make him mad. He'll hurt you. Xander takes a few deep breaths as he tries to get up. He only makes it as far as his knees before he has to stop and deal with the pain he feels on his chest. He looks up and sees Big Jack moving closer to Dawn. Dawn doesn't have any clue what she's doing. She looks around for something to use to stop Big Jack, but she sees nothing. XANDER Buffy, help her! Buffy is torn. She doesn't know what to do. Help her little sister, or go with her gut and stay out of Big Jack's way. BUFFY What am I supposed to do? XANDER Kill him! BUFFY I can't.
46. DAWN But don't you think it's worth a try? XANDER You're a Slayer. Slay! Buffy thinks about it. BUFFY Am I? When was the last time I killed anything? Maybe I'm not a Slayer anymore. XANDER It's not a choice you have. It's who you are. Buffy struggles to make sense of this. DAWN You're under a spell. Big Jack GRUNTS as he gets closer to Dawn. DAWN (CONT'D) (to Big Jack) Not you. Her. Dawn's run out of space to back up. BUFFY Dawn. XANDER Save her, Buffy. Big Jack swipes at Dawn. She's thrown into a rock and hits her head. She's awake, but groggy at this point. Big Jack steps closer to her and raises a claw to swing again. BUFFY Dawn! Buffy runs and dives on top of Big Jack. Both of them fall to the ground. BUFFY (CONT'D) Xander, get Dawn and Willow out of here! XANDER But-- BUFFY Do it!
47. Buffy leaps to her feet just as Big Jack gets to his. They stare each other down. BUFFY (CONT'D) I really can't allow you to hurt my sister like that. Xander goes to Dawn and helps her up. He puts one of her arms around his neck and helps her over to where Willow is. He looks at Willow and then to Dawn. XANDER Oh, this should be fun. BUFFY (to Big Jack) I'm sure we can work something out. Maybe you could try not killing people for a while. Y'know, just to see how you like it? Big Jack swings at Buffy. She avoids him and kicks him in the gut. He stumbles back. BUFFY (CONT'D) If you're not willing to talk this through, I'm not sure what I might have to do. (beat) C'mon. What do you say? Friends? He charges at Buffy again. This time, he manages to knock her to the ground. He puts a paw on top of her and ROARS. BUFFY (CONT'D) (struggling to breath) I'm trying. I really am. But if you're not willing to give a little, I guess I have no other choice. She grabs his paw and twists it. He falls to the ground next to her. She rolls on top of him and begins punching him in the face. Xander and Dawn are kneeling next to Willow now. Xander's trying to wake Dawn up. He's slapping her lightly on the face. XANDER Wake up. C'mon, stay with me. DAWN Wha...? XANDER That's right. Just open those eyes and help me out a little.
48. He thinks for a few seconds, trying to think of something to help his situation. She's starting to wake up a little more. XANDER (CONT'D) Come on. Umm... How many fingers? He holds up three fingers, but she doesn't respond. She's not looking at his hand. XANDER (CONT'D) Okay. Who's the president? DAWN (groggy) Xander? XANDER Close enough. Dawn is finally starting to come around. She looks up at him, still a little out of it, but much more aware. DAWN The demon. XANDER Buffy's handling it. DAWN Buffy? Xander looks back. He sees Buffy still pounding on Big Jack's face. XANDER Looks like he wasn't willing to give peace a chance. Big Jack finally manages to block one of Buffy's punches, and grabs her fist. He shifts his weight and rolls on top of her. His weight makes it hard for her to breath. BUFFY Okay, someone needs a diet. He leans up, still using his lower half to hold her down. He swipes at her. She moves her head in time to avoid being killed, but she gets a nasty looking cut in the process. BUFFY (CONT'D) Ow! That's just rude. She punches Big Jack in the face, then pushes him off of her. She leaps to her feet. Big Jack stands and faces her. Xander and Dawn each grab one of Willow's arms.
49. XANDER (to Dawn) You sure you can do this? DAWN Think so. They try picking Willow up. Dawn quickly lets her side drop. DAWN (CONT'D) Or not. Dawn drops next to Willow. XANDER I'll take care of Willow. You just try to take care of yourself. Dawn nods. Xander picks Willow up, ignoring his bruised chest. They slowly begin to make their way out of the area. Dawn stops and turns around. DAWN We can't leave her. XANDER She'll be fine. We have to get out of here. Dawn hesitates. By this time, Buffy and Big Jack are back to fighting. Swinging at each other, and trying to avoid each other. BUFFY Dawn, go! Finally, Dawn gives in and goes with Xander. When they're gone, Buffy stands up straight and puts her hands on her hips. BUFFY (CONT'D) Okay, they're gone. We can stop the fighting now. Buffy turns to walk away, but Big Jack isn't stopping. He swings at her from behind. Even though she can't see it, she ducks and avoids it. BUFFY (CONT'D) Y'know, I've tried being nice. I've tried walking away. I've tried being your friend. What else can I do? You keep trying to kill my friends, and my sister. You keep trying to rip out my insides. And why? (MORE)
50. BUFFY (CONT'D) So you can eat them? Or make a hat? 'Cause some demons make a hat out of the... That's not important. What is important is that you just aren't cooperating. You really need to be more of a giver. Big Jack swings at her again. She stops his arm and holds onto it. BUFFY (CONT'D) I don't think we can work this out by talking, at this point. Buffy kicks Big Jack in the gut, still holding onto his arm. BUFFY (CONT'D) Seems like the only thing you respond to is good old fashioned violence. She kicks him again. BUFFY (CONT'D) Luckily for you, I happen to be fluent in the language of the ancient ass kickers. She twists his arm and flips him to the ground. BUFFY (CONT'D) They were a quiet race. Known for their pottery and basket making. They made really nice baskets. She kicks him again. He tries to get up, but she pushes him back down. BUFFY (CONT'D) Did I mention their ass kicking skills? She kicks Big Jack again. BUFFY (CONT'D) That's how you say "hi" in ancient ass kicker. She bends down and begins to beat the crap out of Big Jack. Soon the POUNDING SOUNDS turn into SQUISHING SOUNDS. BUFFY (CONT'D) Sorry for the run on sentence. I tend to ramble when I'm under demonic spells.
51. She finally stops pounding him and sits back. She catches her breath. INT. BUFFY'S HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - DAY Buffy, Willow and Xander are all laying around the room. They're recovering from their battle the night before. WILLOW My head feels like it's been put through a juicer. XANDER My ribs feel like they've been beaten by a meat tenderizer. WILLOW Hey, maybe we could open a really disgusting restaurant. BUFFY So there goes my non-killing spree. WILLOW Sorry. BUFFY It was bound to happen eventually. Still a personal record though. XANDER On the bright side, no more blue cloud around you. BUFFY Yay for that. (beat) For some reason, I was rambling on about an ancient race of ass kickers. I think the cloud was making me a little insane. XANDER Everything seems normal again though. From what Dawn says, the urge to hunt and kill has gone back up in town. BUFFY That's nice. WILLOW Normal for most people. Still working on your eye issue.
52. XANDER I'm starting to get used to it, actually. WILLOW It doesn't make sense. I can't figure out why your eye would do that. BUFFY You'll work it out. It's what you do. Until then, Xander, if I catch you staring at me, I'll kill you in your sleep. Xander smiles at Buffy's joke. Then he starts to realize that she wasn't joking and his smile fades. XANDER So, shouldn't Dawn be home by now? (beat) Not that I wanted to stare at Dawn. Because I wouldn't do that. (beat) Really. INT. VIDEO STORE - CONTINUOUS - DAY Kirsty is showing Dawn around the shop. They're behind the counter at the moment. Dawn's being shown how to check movies back into the computer. KIRSTY Then you scan it, hit F3 on the computer, scan it again, and then put it back on the shelf. DAWN Okay. Sounds easy enough. KIRSTY Could be easier, but our system is about two decades past it's prime. DAWN You should have seen the register at this shop some friends of mine owned back in California. I think it was from the 1800's or something. Kirsty doesn't respond. She's not really interested. DAWN (CONT'D) So, how 'bout them late fees?
53. KIRSTY I'll show you one of those when we get one. Usually, we just let it slide. DAWN Wow. That's nice of you. KIRSTY Just never saw the point in charging them. Kirsty reaches behind the counter and pulls out a name tag and a pin. She hands them both to Dawn. Dawn smiles at the name tag. DAWN Cool. My own name tag. Again, Kirsty doesn't respond. Dawn looks at the pin and is a little confused by it. DAWN (CONT'D) "Hunting is murder"? KIRSTY It's the official opinion of the store. RYAN (O.S.) No it's not. Dawn turns and sees Ryan walking into the store. He walks right to them. RYAN (CONT'D) She just wants to push her own opinions. KIRSTY Mom and Dad put me in charge. RYAN They didn't say you could make every employee become a registered PETA member. KIRSTY Whatever. You show her around. I have paperwork to fill out. Kirsty walks into the back room, leaving Dawn alone with Ryan. He smiles at her. RYAN Sorry about that.
54. DAWN It's cool, I don't mind. RYAN She can be a bit political sometimes. You can just ignore her. I do. Dawn smiles. RYAN (CONT'D) Hey, did she tell you that you get free rentals? DAWN Really? That's cool. RYAN Yeah. (beat) C'mon, I'll show you the snack rack. Ryan walks away. Dawn stands for a moment, just looking around the shop. Taking it all in before finally following Ryan. FADE TO BLACK: END OF SHOW
Like I said, not a lot to say here. You probably notice a lot of spelling and grammar errors as you read these scripts. I know they're in there, I just can't seem to catch all of them for some reason. Sorry.


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