This deleted scene was excluded from page 22 of the script, after Buffy and Xander are on patrol, but before we see them back at the house. It was removed to save time... not that the rest of my scripts didn't run over.
THE TROUBLE WITH HAH'REE INT. JACK'S BAIT-N-BREAKFAST - DAY The place is packed with HALLOWEEN PARTIERS (young and old). They're all dressed up. Mostly as Harry Potter. MUSIC plays in the background. Ryan is dressed as Ozzy Osbourne. He makes his way across the room, carrying two drinks. Finally, he stops at a table where KIRSTY (no costume) is sitting, and gives her a drink. RYAN Here. KIRSTY Thanks. Kirsty takes a sip as she looks around at the people. KIRSTY (CONT'D) Why do grown woman and men feel the need to dress up like children? RYAN Because it's fun? KIRSTY I don't see it. RYAN You need to lighten up a little. KIRSTY I'm light enough, I just don't get this particular celebration. Most of these people probably don't even know what the holiday is about. RYAN Please don't lecture me. I'll pay you money not to lecture me. KIRSTY Fine. She takes another sip of her drink. KIRSTY (CONT'D) Just one more question. Why do they think that putting cinnamon and nutmeg in the fruit punch will make it better? Why would they think that? RYAN Because it's Halloween. (MORE)
2. RYAN (CONT'D) Time to ring in the cinnamon and nutmeg time of year. Ryan looks up toward the door and smiles. RYAN (CONT'D) Dawn's here. ANGLE ON : THE DOOR Dawn leads the way in, with Willow following. Both are dressed up in their costumes. Willow as Harry Potter and Dawn as Hermoine. They look around the room. WILLOW So much for originality. DAWN Well... If it helps any, I think you look way better than any of the other Harry Potters. WILLOW So, do you see any demons? Dawn looks around and then looks back to Willow with a pained expression. DAWN It's Halloween. I see a ton of monster costumes all over the place. (then) Or, what I really hope are monster costumes. WILLOW Just keep an eye our for anything that looks really demonic. RYAN (O.S.) Really demonic? Willow and Dawn turns and see that Ryan has walked over to them. They smile. WILLOW Not really demonic. Just... Willow doesn't know how to finish. DAWN She's a Halloween junky. She loves her Ouija boards and black candles.
3. WILLOW Especially the licorice scented ones. (beat) Candles. Not Ouija boards. She has no clue why she just said that. WILLOW (CONT'D) I'll be over there. Willow walks off, not wanting to sound any stupider than she already has. Ryan steps closer to Dawn, so they can talk. RYAN You're friends a little strange. DAWN Sugar rush. Anything that you see around me that seems a little strange is probably just a sugar rush. RYAN Okay. (beat) So, I like your costume. DAWN Thanks. I like yours too. It's very... grungy. RYAN Thanks. Did you see their season finale? DAWN Who's? RYAN The Osbournes. DAWN Oh! You're Ozzy! Sorry, I don't really watch that show. I haven't seen much Mtv since I grew out of the whole boy band thing. RYAN Oh. You liked boy bands? DAWN I was a little insane when I was a kid. Ryan chuckles.
4. RYAN Anyway, I'm an Mtv fan. I love the shows they have on there. Have you ever seen Tom Green? DAWN Once, for a couple seconds. Not really my thing. RYAN Oh. Ryan doesn't know what else to talk about. He looks around, trying to find a new topic. RYAN (CONT'D) So, you want some spiced fruit punch? DAWN Spiked? RYAN Not spiked. Spiced. ANGLE ON : WILLOW Near the punch, taking a sip from her own cup. She's looking around at everyone in the room, keeping an eye out for the demon. She really has nothing to do, which makes her feel very out of place. Another Harry Potter passes her. They smile a hello at each other as he passes. As she continues to look around, she sees Kirsty sitting alone at a table, watching the people in the room. She looks more out of place than Willow feels. MRS. GIMLY, dressed as Glinda the good witch, makes her way to the front of the room where a microphone is waiting. She blows in the microphone a couple of times to make sure it's on. MRS. GIMLY Testing. She backs away a little when she hears how loud her voice is, then softly speaks into the microphone again. MRS. GIMLY (CONT'D) Hello, everyone. Welcome to our annual Halloween celebration. A couple of people in the crowd CLAP until they realize that nobody else is, and then they stop.




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