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This deleted scene was excluded from page 22 of the script, after Buffy and Xander are on patrol,
but before we see them back at the house.
It was removed to save time... not that the rest of my scripts didn't run over.
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THE TROUBLE WITH HAH'REE
INT. JACK'S BAIT-N-BREAKFAST - DAY
The place is packed with HALLOWEEN PARTIERS (young and old).
They're all dressed up. Mostly as Harry Potter. MUSIC plays
in the background.
Ryan is dressed as Ozzy Osbourne. He makes his way across
the room, carrying two drinks. Finally, he stops at a table
where KIRSTY (no costume) is sitting, and gives her a drink.
RYAN
Here.
KIRSTY
Thanks.
Kirsty takes a sip as she looks around at the people.
KIRSTY (CONT'D)
Why do grown woman and men feel the
need to dress up like children?
RYAN
Because it's fun?
KIRSTY
I don't see it.
RYAN
You need to lighten up a little.
KIRSTY
I'm light enough, I just don't get
this particular celebration. Most of
these people probably don't even
know what the holiday is about.
RYAN
Please don't lecture me. I'll pay
you money not to lecture me.
KIRSTY
Fine.
She takes another sip of her drink.
KIRSTY (CONT'D)
Just one more question. Why do they
think that putting cinnamon and nutmeg
in the fruit punch will make it
better? Why would they think that?
RYAN
Because it's Halloween.
(MORE)
2.
RYAN (CONT'D)
Time to ring in the cinnamon and
nutmeg time of year.
Ryan looks up toward the door and smiles.
RYAN (CONT'D)
Dawn's here.
ANGLE ON : THE DOOR
Dawn leads the way in, with Willow following. Both are dressed
up in their costumes. Willow as Harry Potter and Dawn as
Hermoine. They look around the room.
WILLOW
So much for originality.
DAWN
Well... If it helps any, I think you
look way better than any of the other
Harry Potters.
WILLOW
So, do you see any demons?
Dawn looks around and then looks back to Willow with a pained
expression.
DAWN
It's Halloween. I see a ton of monster
costumes all over the place.
(then)
Or, what I really hope are monster
costumes.
WILLOW
Just keep an eye our for anything
that looks really demonic.
RYAN (O.S.)
Really demonic?
Willow and Dawn turns and see that Ryan has walked over to
them. They smile.
WILLOW
Not really demonic. Just...
Willow doesn't know how to finish.
DAWN
She's a Halloween junky. She loves
her Ouija boards and black candles.
3.
WILLOW
Especially the licorice scented ones.
(beat)
Candles. Not Ouija boards.
She has no clue why she just said that.
WILLOW (CONT'D)
I'll be over there.
Willow walks off, not wanting to sound any stupider than she
already has.
Ryan steps closer to Dawn, so they can talk.
RYAN
You're friends a little strange.
DAWN
Sugar rush. Anything that you see
around me that seems a little strange
is probably just a sugar rush.
RYAN
Okay.
(beat)
So, I like your costume.
DAWN
Thanks. I like yours too. It's very...
grungy.
RYAN
Thanks. Did you see their season
finale?
DAWN
Who's?
RYAN
The Osbournes.
DAWN
Oh! You're Ozzy! Sorry, I don't really
watch that show. I haven't seen much
Mtv since I grew out of the whole
boy band thing.
RYAN
Oh. You liked boy bands?
DAWN
I was a little insane when I was a
kid.
Ryan chuckles.
4.
RYAN
Anyway, I'm an Mtv fan. I love the
shows they have on there. Have you
ever seen Tom Green?
DAWN
Once, for a couple seconds. Not really
my thing.
RYAN
Oh.
Ryan doesn't know what else to talk about. He looks around,
trying to find a new topic.
RYAN (CONT'D)
So, you want some spiced fruit punch?
DAWN
Spiked?
RYAN
Not spiked. Spiced.
ANGLE ON : WILLOW
Near the punch, taking a sip from her own cup. She's looking
around at everyone in the room, keeping an eye out for the
demon. She really has nothing to do, which makes her feel
very out of place.
Another Harry Potter passes her. They smile a hello at each
other as he passes.
As she continues to look around, she sees Kirsty sitting
alone at a table, watching the people in the room. She looks
more out of place than Willow feels.
MRS. GIMLY, dressed as Glinda the good witch, makes her way
to the front of the room where a microphone is waiting. She
blows in the microphone a couple of times to make sure it's
on.
MRS. GIMLY
Testing.
She backs away a little when she hears how loud her voice
is, then softly speaks into the microphone again.
MRS. GIMLY (CONT'D)
Hello, everyone. Welcome to our annual
Halloween celebration.
A couple of people in the crowd CLAP until they realize that
nobody else is, and then they stop.
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